After I got my GPS unit all fixed and back to normal on July 4, the rest of that holiday weekend was awesome: it was all about the me time. I slept in, I hung with the pups, I sunbathed on the deck, I did some yard work, played around with Photoshop, hit the pool… it was the quite possibly the best three days of chill I’ve had in a long time.

Of course, that doesn’t mean the weekend was entirely without incident. Ugh. God, these stupid pricks in my neighborhood… five fucking overprivileged, elitest assholes were at the pool all day Sunday, from like 9 – 5. Seriously. So for whatever reason, there were some Mexican landscapers working that day and well, at some point during those 8 hours, they busted out the leaf blower. So lazy ass dickwad and friends basically started yelling at the Latino woman blasting the leaves near the pool fence. “What the fuck are you doing? What are you doing? Can’t you see…” blah, blah, blah. At first, she didn’t even know he was talking to her. I mean, he practically got the attention of the entire neighborhood with his obscene hollering. Since he was off that day, apparently, so was the entire rest of the world. Needless to say, she was forced to stop even though our home owners association hires her for that job. Wtf?

Who the hell did he think he was? It’s all about having the cake and eating it too. Pisses me off. Like the snobby community wants all the pretty flower beds and manicured lawns and bullshit plantings, but they don’t want to see the work that’s involved with creating their little Disneyland, right? Fucking moron. I wanted to yell back to shut the fuck up and go laze around on his couch since he obviously wasn’t using the pool to swim.

Also, I want to point out that all weekend long, someone in our community was doing home renovations, meaning I could hear a frickin’ radial saw and pounding construction noise all damn day. Did he bitch and moan and yell at those people? I think not. Racist pig. I was disgusted.

So on that delightful, happy note…. aren’t you glad for the update? No really, my weekend was otherwise glorious. Assholes just tick me off.